Last Writes with… @JessicaKnapik


It’s my birthday. So who did I want to invite into the Occult Detective Mortuary to help celebrate? Toad Mom, of course.

I absolutely adore everything about Jessica Knapik. Whether you know her as the co-host of What’s Up Weirdo? Podcast (with John E. L. Tenney), the witchy cosmetic tattoo goddess behind AstroFrecks, MMA fangirl, undisputed devotee of all things HORROR, paranormal adventurer, or the most awesomest dog mom on the planet, Jessica Knapik is a force to be reckoned with.

Few, if any, podcast hosts are as personable as Jess. She is as real as real gets, and I cannot imagine she would be anything other than the best friend a guy or gal could ever be lucky enough to snag hold of.

Now, as much as I hate to, it’s time to bring Jessica into the Occult Detective Mortuary and prepare her for her Last Writes.


Ok so I’ve read about a lot of infamous serial killers’ last meals, and they all tend to smash a bunch of cuisines together (a lot of them wanting shrimp and fried chicken) so I’m gonna be greedy too. lol So I’d say pizza, salad, garlic bread, hard shell fake meat tacos, chocolate chip ice cream, and the country fried steak from Chicago Diner


I’m going at this with the fantasy understanding that a longer book will keep me alive longer, so I’ll pick The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub


This is tough because I’m a horror freak and my favorite movie ever is Jaws, but I don’t know if that’s the vibe I wanna set as I’m drifting off into forever slumber So I’m gonna be a total cornball and say Titanic


Metallica – Fade To Black


The love of my life, my soulmate dog, Bean

I knew Jess would be a terrific guest but I wasn’t expecting her to make me tear up. Thanks a lot for taking part in this little morbid charade, Jessica Knapik. You’re aces. You can catch up with Jessica via her podcast with John Tenney, What’s Up, Weirdo? wherever you listen to such things. Plus she’s all over social media. Check her out on twitter to get the proverbial ball rolling.

Please remember to tune in each Wednesday as we raise up another departed guest on our hypothetical funeral pyre so that they might express their Last Writes. See you next week when we celebrate the Greater Feast of Marco Visconti.

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