Bob Freeman: Exterminator for Hire?
“Uhm, alright. I’m Bob Freeman and I fix problems. I hunt monsters, demons, vampires, witches, and everything in between.”
Odin’s beard, that’s practically word for word from my old Author’s Biography.
So, is this some kind of unauthorized bio-pic of my life story? Should I be flattered? Amused? Offended?
It’s so weird to see my name attached to something like this, hewing as close to the bone as it does.
I’ll certainly be one of the first in line to see it, but, goodness, this seems like some kind of cosmic joke, like the universe is trolling me.